The Rapture Revisited
I wasn’t.
Some technology humor from Joey deVilla at Global Nerdy:

Today’s Doonesbury comic strip gets its geography very wrong.
Mike says:
…and eye-popping background art, like this stunning sunset in Washington’s Cascades!
In the comic strip, Mike Doonesbury’s household is in Seattle. Yo, Gary, the sun sets over the Olympics, not the Cascades!
John McWilliams wrote:
Wes Groleau wrote:
Nick Naym wrote:
Excellent! “AM” modulation, “PM” modulation, “QAM” modulation and “TCM” modulation too.
Every one a redundant tautology.
Yes, each and every single one is a redundant and repetitive tautology.
You can say that again.
––
Richard Maine
Based on cursory searching, this chestnut first appeared on the web in 2006. I just came across it. (I disagree with the Visual Studio curve, BTW.)

Editor learning curves
unholidaycards.com are selling cards with this cover art in packages of 10 for $10. This is funny:
#!/usr/bin/env python
from relationships import *
from alcohol import shot, beer
def valentines_day(self):
if self.dating:
if self.money == 0:
self.dating = False
elif self.num_prev_dates == 0:
self.money -= dinner()
self.money -= pointless_gift()
else:
self.money -= dinner()/sqrt(self.num_prev_dates)
if randInt(self.num_prev_dates):
self.money -= pointless_gift()/self.num_prev_dates
elif self.married:
if self.years_married < 5:
self.money -= dinner()/(self.years_married ** 2)
else:
pass
else:
while self.blood_alcohol < .08:
self.blood_alcohol += beer()
while self.blood_alcohol < .22:
self.blood_alcohol += shot()
sleep(86400)
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