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The Rapture Revisited

May 22, 2011 Leave a comment

I wasn’t.

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The Rapture

May 21, 2011 1 comment

I’m not expecting to be selected.

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How Fanboys See Operating Systems

December 16, 2009 Leave a comment

Some technology humor from Joey deVilla at Global Nerdy:

How fanbois see operating systems

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“Doonesbury” misplaces the Olympic Mountains

May 10, 2009 1 comment

Today’s Doonesbury comic strip gets its geography very wrong.

Mike says:

…and eye-popping background art, like this stunning sunset in Washington’s Cascades!

In the comic strip, Mike Doonesbury’s household is in Seattle. Yo, Gary, the sun sets over the Olympics, not the Cascades!

Doonesbury, 10 May 2009

Doonesbury, 10 May 2009

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A funny comp.sys.mac.system exchange

January 24, 2009 Leave a comment

John McWilliams wrote:

Wes Groleau wrote:

Nick Naym wrote:

Excellent! “AM” modulation, “PM” modulation, “QAM” modulation and “TCM” modulation too.

Every one a redundant tautology.

Yes, each and every single one is a redundant and repetitive tautology.

You can say that again.

––
Richard Maine

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Why Emacs is fun

November 15, 2008 Leave a comment

Based on cursory searching, this chestnut first appeared on the web in 2006. I just came across it. (I disagree with the Visual Studio curve, BTW.)

 

Editor learning curves

Editor learning curves

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Why People hate Windows

October 29, 2008 Leave a comment

From GraphJam:

song chart memes

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Colorblindness in the general population

August 21, 2008 1 comment

From GraphJam. This is great:

song chart memes
more graph humor and song chart memes

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Waking time spent thinking about boobies

August 12, 2008 1 comment
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Relative Extension of Fingers Used in Anger

June 16, 2008 Leave a comment

From GraphJam:

relative extension graph

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A Python Valentine’s Day card

January 28, 2008 Leave a comment

unholidaycards.com are selling cards with this cover art in packages of 10 for $10.  This is funny:

#!/usr/bin/env python

from relationships import *
from alcohol import shot, beer

def valentines_day(self):
    if self.dating:
        if self.money == 0:
            self.dating = False
        elif self.num_prev_dates == 0:
            self.money -= dinner()
            self.money -= pointless_gift()
        else:
            self.money -= dinner()/sqrt(self.num_prev_dates)
            if randInt(self.num_prev_dates):
                self.money -= pointless_gift()/self.num_prev_dates
    elif self.married:
        if self.years_married < 5:
             self.money -= dinner()/(self.years_married ** 2)
        else:
             pass
    else:
        while self.blood_alcohol < .08:
            self.blood_alcohol += beer()
        while self.blood_alcohol < .22:
            self.blood_alcohol += shot()
        sleep(86400)

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