- Buy a new high-end electric glass cooktop.
- Have it installed.
- Read the owner’s manual’s admonishment against using cast-iron skillets because they are prone to scratching the cooktop.
- Use a cast-iron skillet anyway. Inform spouse you will be careful.
- An hour later, spouse sees scratches in the glass cooktop.
- Hilarity ensues.
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