Great moments in a marriage

  1. Buy a new high-end electric glass cooktop.
  2. Have it installed.
  3. Read the owner’s manual’s admonishment against using cast-iron skillets because they are prone to scratching the cooktop.
  4. Use a cast-iron skillet anyway. Inform spouse you will be careful.
  5. An hour later, spouse sees scratches in the glass cooktop.
  6. Hilarity ensues.

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