Fall is here. Pumpkins are here. And from pumpkins comes pumpkin pie.
I sure *cough* Joe Heck *cough* hope I get to eat some *cough* Joe *cough* pumpkin pie soon. One of my *cough* Joe *cough* good friends makes a pretty mean pie. He’s not under any obligation *cough* sure as hell he is *cough* to make me a pie or three, just because we’re friends. *cough*dammit I’m waiting.*cough* But I’m just sayin’. *cough* hungry for pie *cough*
Seek Nuance 
You know, I hadn’t seen any decent pie pumpkins *cough* at Metropolitan Market *cough* if one should *cough* appear on my porch, it might get used…
Huh… suddenly, 10 pie pumpkins appeared on my front porch. I wonder how that happened.
I think I’m going to need more whiskey for this level of baking…
Amazing! It must have been a drive-by vegetabler.
Whisky’s used in your pumpkin pie?